Hot: Hanks Oyster Bar, a delicious restaurant worth the prices….although Chips fish was a little undercooked… I went fried oysters with raw oysters as an appetizer….now if only I’d gotten lucky this past weekend….(I’m not bitter I swear ;))
Not: I-295 getting closed down to one lane making it hell getting out of the city… we were NOT impressed, the only saving grace was Ms. Kelly Clarkson and the good people at Coldplay.
Hot: My parents anticipating our arrival and having Grotto Pizza in the fridge, mmmm stuffing my face at 1am is amazing
Not: Chip taking pictures of me sleeping and drooling in the car on the way to the beach…bastard!!!! It's ok I got him back, we were at a bar in Rehomo and there was a guy in the EXACT same outfit as him so I went up to the two of them and said...HOW CUTE!!! let's take a picture....he he he
Hot: Passing the F out at Rehomo after having the required J.Lo’s love don’t cost a thing in the surf moment, of course having the required going in the water going down coast a little and then coming out of the water to adequately see people/be seen
Not: The attendance at Rehomo…. I was NOT impressed, although chip will disagree, which is why I passed the F out and didn’t think twice about it
Hot: Going out to dinner with the Godfamily/family and having eye sex with the chef because I was bored…. It was after 3 martinis, don’t judge me!!!
Not: Falling down EVERY flight of stairs after said dinner… vodka was not my best friend that night
Hot: Scandalizing Bethany Beach with Chip and my friend from Elementary school while wearing fire engine red booty shorts….. that’s hot.
Not: Dealing with my god-cousins new child…. Babies are satanspawn
Hot: Going out to the bars in Rehomo… watching some drunk fairies trying to mack on each other and stand after drinking that 6th vodka tonic. And seeing my "going out friends" who refer to me as "I knew that bitch Pre MW" we were both Coverboys for MW, also hotness was the coterie that he brought along including the prettiest boy I have ever seen...not hot...pretty, he would have made a really cute girl!
Not: the only guy that came up to me was over 50, overweight, and too drunk to get anything out but…..you’re hot…… I mean really….
Hot: drunk pictures at the Bars in rehomo….lets see if the disposable camera pulls through.
Not: Making grilled cheese sandwiches for Chip and Friend at 2 in the morning after the bars, drunk cooking is not cute…..not at all….
Hot: Sitting around ALL day afterwards and doing nothing but going to Grotto Pizza to pick up mass amounts of food, watching bring it on, and being a waste of space…YAY VACA
Not: Having Chip and Friend leave….single tear….
Hot: Hanging out with the Godfamily, ordered a BOTTLE of grey goose for martinis at dinner, and then ambled around the boardwalk, gotta love your extended fam.
Not: Almost getting towed from parking in front of my uncle’s beach house because my cousin didn’t know he had lent the beach house to a business friend for the weekend…. Damnit all to poo.
WOO HOO BEACH WEEKEND 2k5 Episode 2: Revenge of the Gays was a complete success, thanks to Chip and my extended family for making it a great weekend…. Oh and the fact that there was more alcohol than there exists in any frat house on the east coast…. Plus all top shelf…. It’s a wonder my liver hasn’t failed from this weekend alone!!!
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i can't stand seeing boys prettier than me. gah, but i'm not gonna hate.
you'll have to excuse me for asking, what's MW?
Ah... a little Breeder education.... MW is a magazine put out every week that lists the gay goings on pretty much and always has a "coverboy" some guy that the photographer picks while out at a club to do a "photoshoot" with, it's basically a gay page 6
I also find that it's used in various straight locations in the city to flag down other 'mos. It's like saying "Look, I read MW, please come cruise me."
Metro Weekly. I've got a coverboy two cubes down. They totally overexposed him, though, so you can't discern his abs. Poor guy.
Aint that a shame, thankfully my pictures didn't come out too horribly, although the lighting makes me look like someone went bananas with some eye makeup.
And very good for the pseudo straight locales, also good for making fun of come pre game happy hour on thurs/fri
I don't know where you come from, but stuffing my face at 1am is what I call good old-fashioned fun.
Amen.... gorging is part of any successful vaca!
Well.... the farther south on the boardwalk you are the closer you are to the gay beach (poodle beach) however, the closer to the main drag you are the closer you are to the bars/clubs. I'd suggest anywhere between the two, I've never stayed at a hotel there but I doubt any of them are THAT shady....
Well.... the farther south on the boardwalk you are the closer you are to the gay beach (poodle beach) however, the closer to the main drag you are the closer you are to the bars/clubs. I'd suggest anywhere between the two, I've never stayed at a hotel there but I doubt any of them are THAT shady....
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