Friday, July 22, 2005

The Line Between Whore....Slut.....and just plain Social

In the wake of reading the "washingtonienne" by a Ms. Jessica Cutler, I got to discussing the fine lines between whore, slut, and just plain social with a couple friends and here are the thoughts that I have concluded upon.

Whore: Someone who does it for what it will get them in the future.... this would be the majority of where the "washingtonienne" comes into play, the whore will do it for money, for cars, for jewelery... whores are generally looked down on.... and I think the epitome of whoredom definitely is exemplified with the picture of Ms. Cutler on the steps of the capitol building flashing her hoo-ha and her boobs for all of DC to see.... and the readers of Playboy/Penthouse or whatever skin mag it was in. Now this is different from accepting "donations" as I like to call them.... donations are not monetary gifts, they aren't rent, and you can't usually put them in your wallet/manbag/purse. These are the dinners/theatre tickets/weekends at the beach/trips to europe *ps if anyone wants to take me back to europe I'm game* These donations are totally acceptable and just a symbol of your gentlemans affection for you...... jewelery is also acceptable as long as it's not gold *tacky* and as long as it's nothing that starts with R and ends with ING.

Slut: A slut is someone who should basically be studied scientifically for all the sex that they have/ want. Sluts can do it in the morning, in the evening, even at supper time and can and will with pretty much any available person... Now unfortunately this is where much of the gay male population comes into play.... now take a man in his twenties, hormones going bonkers, body sculpted by Results/Ballys/WSC, and square that..... I'm suprised that gay men can hold down jobs (and no honey not those kind of jobs, although the good lord knows they can be hard work!)

Just Plain Social: Being just plain social is where the majority of the gay community resides.... Being just plain social allows you to have one too many G+T's and lip lock on the dancefloor at Cobalt.... or find yourself at the end of the night with 3 numbers and not really know how you got them or why your pants are partially unbuttoned.... being social allows you to be at Gay Church aka brunch on Sunday and have your friend say who's that guy you were making out with and feeling up on last night and reply with... I think his name is Joe....No Ryan.... Oh well I know he's from Dallas.....

I think to put any of us in one category is a hard task to accomplish, unless you've got a libido that would make Jenna Jameson blush, too intent on keeping that rent check from Mister man coming in or haven't had a crazy weekend that makes you step back and say yikes.... I did that???? Cuz I know I've had my moments.... and so has Chip *cough PRIDE cough* :)

8 comments:

Brian said...

Gay church isn't brunch.... gay church is the gym! What kind of homo are you? haha.

Dale said...

No gay church is brunch because you A) usually go once a week and B)there's alcohol involved

going to the gym on a regular basis is just good maintenance

Brian said...

The gym is still the "spiritual center" of the homo. All I'm sayin'.

Subcomandante Bob said...

I dropped a wallet around here - anybody see it?

Dale said...

Brian.... definitely I agree with you... some of the guys at my gym definitely make me want to give thanks.....

The Party Girl said...

The Boy and I discussed this post last night over a few cocktails.

He declared that I'm a cross between being social and being a Whore. I disagreed, because I've never accepted (or have I ever been offered) lavish gifts. Therefore, I cannot be a whore.

Awesome post! You guys crack me up! Keep it coming.

Dale said...

Whore's usually do it for the sole puprpose of money/gifts/ or increase in social status... if you don't do it for these specific reasons then no you are not a whore... althought those DO sweeten the pot on occasion.

Also if you refuse to do certain acts unless there is a material gain for you then that may put you into whore category....

and by no means am I looking down on whore-ish tendencies, and/or acts of specific whoreishness, these do not make you a whore..they just add color to the tapestry that is your life!

Asian Mistress said...

I think I should do a similar list for the ladies...haha great!