Monday, September 18, 2006

Weekend Roundup

Blowoff = fun times. I will be going again.

I was consulted by new staff at a burgeoning gay bar in DC in order that he might look the part of a gay bartender as he's of the hetero variety, I may or may not have made him buy underwear with a lift support systemy thing. I crack myself up.

I will never ever go to sette on connecticut avenue ever again.... two words.... food poisoning.... as of this morning all my insides were on the outside, needless to say I'm in a less than stellar mood.

4 comments:

jimbo said...

Maybe you have E. coli. Is your stool bloody? Did you eat leafy greens the day before? Are you suffering from intestinal cramps?

Dale said...

Jimbo, I really hope it's not e.coli, I eat a salad for lunch everyday and I try to make the most of it be spinach.... but that was last week, and no there's no problem with that end of my body, everything is just making a return trip out the old pie hole... and yes my stomach hurts like nobody's business, if I'm not better by tomorrow you bet your fannie I'm going to the Dr.s

copperred said...

Did you also buy him a pair of socks, as the gays are extremely gullible as it relates to optical illusions of the crotch?

Hmm my tummy was a bit out of it today. Still with few greens in my diet, I can be certain it wasn't due to tossed salad. Sorry it was just too easy not to say.

Mark said...

The one GOOD thing about repeated nausea is that your abs DO get an incredible workout.

Just trying to find the silver lining...