So apparently I didn't abuse my body enough on Wednesday night at the fabulous Blogger Happy Hour so low and behold, Wednesday turns to thursday which turns into Thursday night and I find myself at Lauriol Plaza with Chip and a few of our friends and wonder of wonders I get a margarita or 3!!! Some highlights of the evening include:
1). The quiet girl in the corner as were all talking about something vastly innapropriate says..... "the first time I ever gave a (rhymes with fauxjob) I was sixteen and on a plane, and it was the guy next to me I just met." She totally deadpanned it too, I snarfed strawberry swirl margarita out of my nose I was laughing so hard. We obviously all raised our glasses to her after that one.
2). Chip got called the EFFF out!!! Our group consisted of 5 ladies, Chip, myself, and a "friend" of one of the ladies, who I actually went to high school with. As we were discussing where to go from Lauriol, I casually let it slip that Green Lantern has free beer from 10-11 on thursdays if you take your shirt off. I look over at Chip who promptly replies, "If (straight boy) goes, I'll go." So we explain to the straight boy about GL, the clientele that's there and the free beer, he says... "SURE I"LL GO!!" Chip then re-thought his stance and we decided to all go to Front Page instead
3). My master plan to make it a low key evening went straight out the door as soon as I left my house apparently. After front page Chip and I said adios to our 'ro friends and headed first to Sadlands, which was..... sad. We both realized that we don't fit in with the 19 year old children who were sauced on bottom shelf vodka that they keep in their closets so their RA's don't find it. Plus I saw people there that I wasn't that fond of so we decided to go. From there we went past JR's and to cobalt, and then went home, circa 1:30 am.
4). Apparently someone decided to bus all of the homosexual men out of the city last night and neglected to inform both Chip and I..... unless he's holding out on me..... No really though, JR's? Empty. Cobalt? Empty. Very very strange. Maybe the crowd at the green lantern was better, I'll be doing investigatory work in coming weeks.
5). Apparently, according to various un-named sources I will be embarking on my "family values tour" this season. What does that mean you wonder? Apparently I will be instilling values of wholesome decency in my social life... i.e. not dating sleaze bags or sugar daddies. Also cut back on the partying, I don't think my fragile little body will do so well with the abuse I keep piling up on it. Oh this tour does not include halloween saturday night when I WILL be wearing a salacious and scandalizing costume!!! Whatever just because I dress like a ho doesn't make me one..... oh wait......
6). Chip was the recipient of some very interesting attention last night. *For a detailed account you'll have to see his post, it's tots funny!! but needless to say there was a booc awkward exchange between Chip and (el estudiante). Now among our friends whenever something that awkward happens we break out the awkward robot dance, I would have broken out said dance if I would have known. P.S. I totally got snubbed by the short little P.O.S. fledgling who, btw had a heinous eyebrow job. Now I didn't want to touch the fledgling in any way but as anyone will tell you, a queen deserves a certain level of respect and reverance!
7). Dear weather.... stop sucking.... my skin is dry and my car ride was miserable thanks to your downpour.