Friday Five back for more

It's that time again..................

1). Last night for the first time I stepped foot inside a police station by my townhouse. A stipulation of the insurance on my cell phone which I misplaced on wednesday night states that I must have a lost property claim thingy so off to the police station I went. I saw a man get "booked," I saw several police officers whom I wouldn't mind seeing on a "social" basis, I also saw a woman come to pick up her brother who was in the jail..... hopefully that will be the only time I am ever in a police station.

2). Verizon wireless and cell phone companies in general must be one of the seven circles of hell along with shopping malls and swap meets, their sadistic rules and regulations make it A) difficult as poo to get a new phone and B) give the employees the power of a demi-god to wield over my communication capabilities.......

3). No matter how bad of a day I've had, work stress, cell phone issues, dealing with random BGD (Big Gay Drama), Popping in Steel Magnolias and having a nice glass of merlot brightens up any evening!! PS it's been decided that out of the Steel Magnolias ladies I'm obviously Dolly Parton... "There's so much static electricity in here I pick up everything but boys and money!"

4). Halloween is just around the corner.... plans anyone? also.... the high heel race is even closer just around the corner, I can't wait to see a drag queen bite it on 17th st.!!!

5). My great aunt (japanese) whom is also 4'7" and is in her late 80's has been having a hard time getting into her bed because it's too high off the ground, so what is my family's solution to the problem? That's right.... were getting her a childs bed.... my vote is for one in the shape of a fire engine... that'll show that crazy old goat...