I can tell that this week is already going to be one of "those" weeks, the ones that make you want to hang yourself by your toenails over a vat of HCl (Hydrochloric Acid) because of bureaucratic BS.
However..... I'm excited because the mass exodus from East Czechoslovakia to my new digs has begun!! between last weekend and yesterday I've had the opportunity to move some of my clothes and my kitchen stuff to the new place. Oh I've come up with a name too, in light of the fact that my new and favorite neighbor is butterstick and the fact that I was awoken this morning by the monkeys in the zoo welcoming me to the neighborhood, my new place is called JUMANJI!!!
PS.. city lights delivers to Jumanji, I may never cook again.
PPS.. Bedknobs and broomsticks and Kung pao chicken is a great way to spend an evening.
PPPS.. Also had my first noise complaint last night... first night first noise complaint? this bodes well.
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I am so jealous. When I made the exodus from the gayness of Logan to the very not gay downtown area where I currently reside, City Lights informed me that they would no longer be needing my services. I was crushed. Luckily I live in Chinatown, so there is quite an abundance of subsitutes for City Lights. I have yet however to find some General Tso's as good as City Lights. :(
Cornelius: You crazy, those monkeys are going to break out of the zoo and come get me!!!
Carrie: I have yearned for city lights from the far away land of SW which btw sizzucks.
Oh and just to again put the smack down on stank Maryland:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/10/AR2006041001665.html
Let's see Governor Earlick of Maryland do something like this. Don't get me wrong, the 'necks in VAG will probably still vote for this, but hey, for VAG, this is pretty impressive.
Oh and before you bring it up, I know Kaine said that he thinks marriage is between a man and a woman. blah, blah, blah. It's still cool he's not willing to throw out the constitution to win brownie points from the right wing morons that typically bring up these measures in the first place, as if there are tons of other things we should be discussing. Like flag burning and all that.
Carrie Darling... First of all take a deep breath... in fact, take a couple.
Second of all, all this inflated and exagerated arguing on your part to defend your state of hell I mean Virginia is obviously a thinly veiled insecurity because you obviously know that MD is better... honey just accept the fact and move on.....
HA! Hardly honey. It's just to point out that your exaggerations on how great Maryland is are just frankly incorrect. And if I recall, you threw the first stone in this battle over the burbs. :) I was perfectly content knowing that Virginia is far superior to Maryland until I heard the ridiculous commentary that centered around you having crabs and somehow that making you better.
And I'd much rather have a couple of cocktails than a deep breath. Especially with this ridiculously nice weather outside.
Regardless, I'll say that you are probably the only respectable thing to escape Murrland. And leave it at that.
;)
i so see a catfight coming on if y'all cross paths one weekend after a few drinks ...
I've already put my vaseline in my purse. Okay well we all know I already had that in there, but don't give me a reason to use it. Or well, if you want to that could be fine as well.
Oh whatever. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I used to think the birds that chirp in the tree outside my window were cute. After about a week, I was one step away from the "Friends" episode when Phoebe's boyfriend shoots the bird while still lying in bed. If I were that good of shot, they'd be goners. That being said, I'd probably be OK with monkeys. They're WAY cuter than birds. (Congrats on the exodus! They can write a whole new book of the Bible about you!)
Carrie: in the great words of anchorman.... lets agree to disagree... hope to see you out sometime!
Retro: I'm tot's in love with the monkeys, I should clarify... I heard them after I got up in response to my heinous alarm. Thanks!! I think there are candles in the latino section of the safeway by my new place in reverence of me actually... or maybe some of the candles just fell in the glitter, who's to know.
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