Wednesday, May 10, 2006

D- List.... it's destiny people.... destiny

Quick Cinco Recap: Played a game called how much booze can Dale put into his body before functionality reaches an all time low and Dale doesn't remember things... apparently the bar is set pretty high. 11:30am Lauriol plaza for half pitchers 3:00pm rooftop of Chips place for wine 5:00 pm went to the Dirty Vag for a block party where I may or may not have snarfed sex on the beach off an ice luge.... never again will I put my mouth on one of those 11:30 pm JR's where I played a game called the leaning tower of Dale.... I hate that game.. 2:00 am sitting on the floor of my condo eating chicken nuggets and fries alone.... obvy.

Now let me take a moment to say that I cannot thank Chip and these wonderful ladies enough for helping me move furniture from the G-spot to Jumanji/7th Heaven/The Aquarium/Atlantis West. Also thanks to this lady who showed up later. Without blogging (except for Chip) I may not have ever met these fantastic gentleman and then on Sat. I would have been effed like a beauty queen at a prison rodeo.

Ok, so last night I'm watching Ms. Kathy Griffin as I'm want to do because I'm totally a D-list celeb stalker, I'm watching and I'm watching, and all of a sudden my jaw hits the floor and my eyes get big like a kid in those velvet paintings..... she did a 20 minute bit involving a guy that I've been on several pseudo dates with before and apparently am still on the evite list for his annual parties, my D-list star is rising people. All I need to do now is have a photograph with the original cast of Beverly Hills 90210 and I'm set.

PS- this is the second time I've gotten sniped on TV involving someone I used to "date." One such gentleman that I "dated" is now apparently a correspondent for Logo, and one morning while eating cereal I was suprised by his face at 10am on a saturday.... now his face wasn't all that great at 8am on a friday and with the makeup he was wearing for tv.... not that much better.

7 comments:

Anastacia Beaverhausen said...

Who's the Logo guy?

Carrie Broadshoulders said...

This is all that happened to you in six days? Don't you let such a long time go by again without posting. I thought you were dead.

Dale said...

Anastacia: I"m a lady... I don't kiss and tell.

Carrie: well that's sweet darlin thanks for the concern!

Chris said...

Glad we could help out lady :)

Carrie: They don't let people blog at Betty Ford, hence the 6 day absence of Dale.

Dale said...

PS, betty F. makes one hell of a vodka tonic, as was evident of me on Friday night......

anastacia Beaverhausen said...

Don't kiss and tell. *rolls eyes* That just makes me think you're lying. ;) hahaha

JP said...

I know you life has been a changin. But honey, we come to depend on your little gems...Missed you, mean it...sorta..
No really I understand. sometime its tough