Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Fan................SNAP!

It's tuesday.... I'm bored.... and asian.... therefore..... I haiku.


Friday is too far
I need a vaca like whoah
Call in sick perhaps

Still haven't moved in
need to buy furniture soon
Ikea is god

No socks with sandals
Teva's are so '95
Please update footwear

My job can shove it
I will rain vengeance on all
or just work half a$$ed


Summer is so close
I hear Rehomo Calling
Squarecuts are heinous

6 comments:

Taylor said...

your talent for impromptu haiku is one of the reasons i *heart* you ...

Kathryn Is So Over said...

Dale is a genius
his haikus form images
of true 'mo boredom

Dale said...

Taylor: awww thanks darlin!! I haiku because I love...

Kathryn: ahhh the grasshopper surpasses the master... *bows*

Carrie Broadshoulders said...

Need a cocktail now
Girl be too thirsty for words
she need a stiff one

Taylor said...

somehow the fact that carrie needs a stiff one doesn't tax my imagination.

JP said...

Why do I hear mandolins in the background as I read this?