Thursday, September 15, 2005

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd HAIKU!

So because I'm feeling "deep" this morning I've decided to emote using the time honored tradition of Haiku.....

1) Ricky Martin appearring on 99.5 this morning:

Sad Sad Latin Star
Come out of the closet now
you fool no one, dude.

Gay bon bon shaker
You've got a very rich dad
Why try comeback now?

2). Ending my week of suburbia with perhaps the GAYEST event of life thanks to Dudley

Results Fashion Show
Could it GET any gayer??
I hope there's cheap booze.

Muscle queens galore
Steroid Central at results
Balls small like raisins...

3) and finally stressing out about Grad school in general....

GRE you suck
You're like SAT on crack
I beat you like ho

Grad School is my goal
Rich Husband could distract me
diamonds my new goal......

Hope HH was fun, thankfully I'll be back in the land of the living and will be able to participate hopefully in the next one.

9 comments:

aklsdjhfa said...

OMG, you're really going crazy. You so geisian!

Gay + Geisha + Asian...

Dale said...

Yes.... I'm ethnic AND gay, back rice queens... BACK I SAY!

Kathryn Is So Over said...

We missed you both; wish you could have come!!!

"I beat you like ho" is my catchphrase of the day, btw. Thanks for that.

Dudley said...

Wow, I just about wet myself laughing. Guuuurl, I think you have you may have outdone even your own gayness on this post.

Looking forward to tag team pissing off uppity Dupont queens on Saturday!!!!

VP of Dior said...

question - when are you taking the gres? oct 20?

Dale said...

Dudley... ha ha ha thanks, saturday looks like fuuuun, I'm gonna need to pregame maybe....

VP: no clue, but Oct 20 looks like a good bet

Dudley said...

Ooooh definite pregame. I have been partying like a rock star of late and thus have little cash left before pay day again. So we're gonna have to hit the cheap booze at my place first.

Dale said...

Done and done... I need to be good and liquored up for this... plus I'm totally bringing a disposable camera and if the only cameras allowed are press (I don't know how classy they're trying to make this) I'm totally cloak and daggering it with my camera phone!!

indecentoffense said...

haha, you said "balls small as raisins"....i peed a lil bit...haha.