Wednesday, September 14, 2005

A la Sante!

It's with great regret that I won't be able to go to Blogger HH

In honor of this event I'd like to list my favorite Cheers...

1). Here's to staying single, seeing double, and sleeping triple!

2). (Straight boys taught me this).... Here's to honor...getting on her...staying on her... and c*ming on her.

3).(College Roomie "BB" taught me this one)..... Holla if you Swalla!!!

4). Here's to the nights we'll never remember and the friends we'll never forget!

5). as long as we are able, To lift our glasses from the table

6). Here's to you, here's to me, best of friends we'll always be, but should we ever disagree, F*&k you and cheers to me!


instead I'll be making dinner for my grandfather and great aunt, putting in the QT with the fam is key. Plus I'm always up for some sushi dinner.... besides according to my grandparents, if I don't eat seaweed on a regular basis my hair will go blonde and if I don't eat rice everyday my eyes will go round..... think about it, I've been in danger of waking up and being a walking polo ad all this time and I had noooo idea? ;) Hope to see everyone out and about at some point.

16 comments:

Kathryn Is So Over said...

We'll miss ya!

And I love #6.

DC Cookie said...

Nooooooooo!!!!

And why do you love #6 Kathryn?

Dale said...

Sorry darlin, wish I could make it!

if anyones free the following week I'll def be around and ready to wash off the stink of suburbia with nice strong cocktail!!

I enjoy all of them at different stages of drunkenness.... the tamer one's obviously pre-drunk and the one's involving honor and swallowing after I'm almost to black out.

A Unique Alias said...

Skoal!

Kathryn Is So Over said...

I've just always liked #6. I guess it is a bit on-the-nose today, though.

The Boy said...

Well, it would be good to have another sister there. I guess I'll just have to amuse myself amist the hordes of 'ros.

Dale said...

So sorry thatI can't make it, Dudley and I are planning to get together at some point in the near future, want in on the time/place decisions?

The Boy said...

please let me know....

Oh, that girl. said...

Here's to never NEEDING a man, but always having 1, 2 or 3.

Complacent Chase said...

I like #6, too. It's super funny...I shall use that next time I am toasting friends. hee hee

Dop said...

I am all about the QT with the fam. Enjoy!

The Senator said...

I dont see how any of these are polite. Especially number one. Ejaculating on a woman is not very Gentlemanly. Bring them flowers and hold them after sex

Dale said...

DOP: For serious! were all about some family lovin up in here! we put the FUN in DysFUNctional!


Senator: I agree, none of them are polite, I did not say otherwise... my term was "tamer" which doesn't necessarily include a level of politeness... and having never ejaculated on a woman I'll take your word for it! Although there was that one time in france......

aklsdjhfa said...

... when you had sex with a girl with one eye!

Dale said...

I didn't ejaculate ON her....ass. and besides it was france, if I was ever going to try sex with a woman it was going to be then. Besides I was 14, I had so many hormones in my body I was about to POP.

Asian Mistress said...

I have one:

Here's to the nights we never remember with the friends we'll never forget.

Missed you at the HH!