It's that time again..... FRIDAY FIVE!!!!!
1). I showed up all types of rough to my stylist this morning (she comes in early so I can get my hair did before I go to work), and the receptionist is a guy about my age, tall, really cute, and I assumed heterosexual... the first thought that came to my head when I rolled in with my rats nest, oversized sunglasses and a venti latte was "oh that's so sad that the straight boy has to work the desk, he may as well leave his balls at the door" But on the way out after I was adequately coiffed, facialed, and my eyebrows were tended to, and was scheduling my next appt, he pulled the "do I know you from somewhere?" routine, which shouldn't raise any eyebrows, he asked if I went to GW? I said no but I was there alot 3 years ago when my bf at the time was going there... He went to high school locally (private school) so I played the name game with friends and he knew some of the people I knew but I don't ever remember meeting him.... I WOULD remember him, DC is bereft of guys taller than me and hot! BUT then he asked me if I used to play soccer? I said no and that I did gymnastics, diving and sometimes swimming, to which he replied "cool." I didn't know if I should give him my number since he can look it up in their computer also.... I'm still not 100% sure he was hitting on me... I think today's a short bus kind of day.
2). I really need to start a finishing school for Gay men. Classes will include etiquette, flirting, wardrobe, and conversation as well as appropriate music selection for various occasions and how to throw a fabulous party(I might need help on the last one as I attend, but rarely host), and definitely we will review improper pick up lines, and behavior for "the morning after" and the "stride of pride/ walk of shame" depending on how good your night was, one of the two will apply.
3). Wingstop Extravaganza + movie night with Senor Chip tonight, were gonna be two beached whales all types of ways
4). Week of Suburbia Slump has finally come to an end, as of tomorrow I'll be back at the DC residence and chomping at the bit for a little mischief and mayhem.... I think Pregaming with Dudley and then going with him to the Results Fashion show will take care of that.... god I hope I don't decide pole dancing is a good idea.....again....
5). Gotta get cracking on some Grad School loving.... we'll see if any of that comes to fruition, my master plan of marrying well is still in full effect, I can totally live in a loveless marriage, with a rock on my finger the size of a dinner roll!