Friday, September 16, 2005

It's that time again............ Friday 5

It's that time again..... FRIDAY FIVE!!!!!

1). I showed up all types of rough to my stylist this morning (she comes in early so I can get my hair did before I go to work), and the receptionist is a guy about my age, tall, really cute, and I assumed heterosexual... the first thought that came to my head when I rolled in with my rats nest, oversized sunglasses and a venti latte was "oh that's so sad that the straight boy has to work the desk, he may as well leave his balls at the door" But on the way out after I was adequately coiffed, facialed, and my eyebrows were tended to, and was scheduling my next appt, he pulled the "do I know you from somewhere?" routine, which shouldn't raise any eyebrows, he asked if I went to GW? I said no but I was there alot 3 years ago when my bf at the time was going there... He went to high school locally (private school) so I played the name game with friends and he knew some of the people I knew but I don't ever remember meeting him.... I WOULD remember him, DC is bereft of guys taller than me and hot! BUT then he asked me if I used to play soccer? I said no and that I did gymnastics, diving and sometimes swimming, to which he replied "cool." I didn't know if I should give him my number since he can look it up in their computer also.... I'm still not 100% sure he was hitting on me... I think today's a short bus kind of day.

2). I really need to start a finishing school for Gay men. Classes will include etiquette, flirting, wardrobe, and conversation as well as appropriate music selection for various occasions and how to throw a fabulous party(I might need help on the last one as I attend, but rarely host), and definitely we will review improper pick up lines, and behavior for "the morning after" and the "stride of pride/ walk of shame" depending on how good your night was, one of the two will apply.

3). Wingstop Extravaganza + movie night with Senor Chip tonight, were gonna be two beached whales all types of ways

4). Week of Suburbia Slump has finally come to an end, as of tomorrow I'll be back at the DC residence and chomping at the bit for a little mischief and mayhem.... I think Pregaming with Dudley and then going with him to the Results Fashion show will take care of that.... god I hope I don't decide pole dancing is a good idea.....again....

5). Gotta get cracking on some Grad School loving.... we'll see if any of that comes to fruition, my master plan of marrying well is still in full effect, I can totally live in a loveless marriage, with a rock on my finger the size of a dinner roll!

15 comments:

Miss Penny Lane said...

You see your stylist before work every day? Girl, you are my hero. ;)

Dale said...

Ha ha ha, MPL I WISH everyday.... no I go about once a month for hair, more often for upkeep of the skin...very important that.

Gay super hero... I DO enjoy lycra....

indecentoffense said...

who are you kidding dale, pole dancing is always a good idea!!! haha

Dale said...

and not bad money either! :)

indecentoffense said...

hahaha, exactly...in these days of overpriced gas and the need for a new killer handbag (maybe thats just me), its always good to look for ways to make money that not only are fun, but quite lucrative and dare i say it? indecent???

Dale said...

Or... say you're a college student living in london and the dollars tanking and you like to go on shopping sprees at harrods on a regular basis... and I, I mean my friend, never took off the booty shorts so I wouldn't go so far as to say indecent... my word for it is SALACIOUS!!!

Oh, that girl. said...

You say things that I wish I had thought of....
I think today's a short bus kind of day.
Perfect description of me all this week.

indecentoffense said...

oh snap! salacious is a fantastic word! thats my word of the day, i endeavor to incorporate it into my daily vocabulary at least 5 times today. oh shopping sprees in london...i have never experienced this, but were i in your friends position, i would have done the same thing....i cant help but judge you right now as.....a sassy little filly.

indecentoffense said...

in addition to "short bus," you can use the term "wearing a helmet" ...comes from the same basic idea...but if your helmet's on or too tight...its the same as riding a short bus. i dunno, i like it.

Dale said...

MPM: Yeah me too, don't worry.. I always have short bus moments, as chip will greatly attest to.

IO: sassy little filly? I LOVE it... and this sassy little filly after a copious amount to drink the last time I gayed it up decided there were too many girls on the platform at cobalt and totally got up there and proceeded to hip check the girls in question off.... yikes!

indecentoffense said...

hahahahhaha.....hip check the girls. uh muh gaw. i was at a party one time in college, it happened to by 21st bday and i saw my soon to be ex with his now anorexic fugly gf and i got up on that stage and owned it. and by owning it, i mean i danced next to that fugly bitch, when she wasnt looking, shoved her and kept dancing. twas awesome!

Kathryn Is So Over said...

Nobody f--k with IO, man! She beat you like ho!

Dudley said...

Ahhh, "wearing a helmet" I am often guilty of that. Typically I use this phrase in those instances when I start coughing uncontrollably b/c my brainiac self has just starting choking on my own saliva. Naturally at the time I cannot actually vocalize "wow, I need my helmut!" So instead I make arm/hand motions like I'm putting my helmut on my head while I convulsively cough - my roommates find this part especially amusing.

Complacent Chase said...

When you open your finishing school for Gay men, let me know...I have seen several that need some serious help in the wardrobe department. Sunday night at JR's seem to produce the most interesting outfit choices that I have ever seen.

Ruben said...

This was a hilarious post and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it.