Thursday, September 01, 2005

Randomness....such is life

1.) Cause bracelets.....they're over.... I'm glad you support testicular cancer or breast cancer or AIDS or whatever.... please refrain from supporting it on your wrist. The causes have now reached ridiculous proportions to my friend A who gave out cause bracelets as a joke at a party she had recently to support walking, I mean really what are they going to come out with next? Bracelets that support one-armed dyslexic black midgets that have been bitten by the deadly staring frog of southern sri lanka? The only cause bracelets I support are the ones that support tiffanys, cartier and bulgari. OH also the bracelets I bought while drunk in london..... and on that subject I would like to provide a list of ridiculous purchases I've made while intoxicated

-Versace + D&G bracelets at Selfridges in London because the sales people were pissing me off

-Gucci Fanny pack from Saks (they were giving out martinis and I was going through a Sarah J Parker thing from Sex and the city).... I returned it, fanny packs are bad....

-square cut swimwear..... oh Universal queer, how you mock me.

-Cashmere pants from Ralph Lauren..... I really didn't want to take these back...

2) Playing Kickball and going from said game to a bar to playing flipcup is awesome (Especially when your team spanks the other team in the last inning and then you have the littlest girl on your team spank the biggest guy on the other team in flipcup).... however it is not awesome when afterwards you crave food and proceed to eat a pound of leftover chili that was meant for dinners for the next 3 days..... my stomach is not happy with me right now....

3) Accidentally dialing one of your friends/kickball teammate at 2 in the morning for an unknown reason..... not cute.... sorry T!!! Note: I don't remember doing this nor do I recall being awake at said hour, I was definitely home by 10:30 and asleep by 11:15. (Also, T was not at her house and the phone ring was only heard by a gentleman who's house she had passed out at...don't worry nothing raunchy.....I think)

4) Having a doppleganger on your kickball team, I've been called his name by at least 3 different people.... except he's actually good at kickball and I don't like to be in the field cuz I don't like balls coming at my face... "well there goes your social life" *anyone, what movie???* I definitely asked him at one point at the bar if I had succumbed to the asian blush and we came to the realization we both were.... sad times....

5) The rejection hotline number.... someone sent me an email listing all of them.... HILARIOUS!

Yay for Happy Hour tonight....see everyone at 7 at Gazuza, be there, and be fabulous

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clueless! Another fave line of mine from that classic flick: "You could be a farmer in those clothes."

aklsdjhfa said...

Speaking of Clueless, the new "Whatever!" edition was released on Tuesday.

VP of Dior said...

that was wayyy harsh Tai.

i'm going to try and make it tonight. my stomach is not happy with me right now either.

Dale said...

VP... coolness... I always find that a dirty martini calms even the most upset of stomachs....

Chip: what's the whatever edition?? also, the first season of Roseanne is out on DVD, I'm oddly intrigued having never grown up in middle america.

Anonymous: My other favorite quotes from this severely underrated movie are:

"Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?"

"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."

"This is where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us. "

aklsdjhfa said...

The Whatever! edition is just a scam to get your money, basically. It probably has some deleted scenes, new commentary, etc. The movie is no different.

Kathryn Is So Over said...

It has interviews with the cast, and it will be MINE.

"What? I like, totally paused!"

Miss Penny Lane said...

I waited too fucking long for my ONE campaign wristband to arrive for me to take it off now!!

Dop said...

4) I am large, bald, with facial hair. There is an entire 'MO population out there that are my dopplegangers. And no, this has nothing to do with my name.

Dale said...

MPL: work it out, but tis a fine line before your up to your elbow in that rubber crapola

DOP: V. true in your case.... however I'm a 6'3 half asian that could be an ad for starvation victims I'm so thin... we are few and far between my friend...

Keith said...

i missed the happy hour as i was home sick :( i think the boy gave me his cold through cyberspace :) anyways, hope it was fun and hopefully there will be an episode 2 soon!

Miss Penny Lane said...

Dale--No shit. When I was in MV, I saw kids with about 15 rubber wristbands. It just feels weird to take mine off, but I will part with it as soon as Labor Day is over. How about that?

Anything up for tonight? I got a couple calls from The Boy last night, as well as Chase, but I was working. Sorry the Gazuza thing didn't work out for you guys!!

Dale said...

MPL: rock out with your bad self.... MV?

Yeah the gazuza thing made me sad momentarily, thankfully the bartenders at Hush were dreamy and made me forget my troubles.... coming next week?? Oh and I think I've had drinks with your friend steve before, he was on a "date" with one of my friends.