Thursday, March 30, 2006

I had a dream, where all the polos of the rainbow would live together in harmony!!!



Ok so I'm a double liar.....

Tuesday, after I "quit" the (Snotty Retail Location) I received a phone call from the gentleman that hired me, basically communicating that I could choose my own hours and wouldn't I please reconsider because he thinks I'd be a really good asset blah blah blah. PS after offering me the job last thursday he called me on friday night at 8:30 when I was at the Rhino in georgetown to see if I wanted to "meet for a drink and discuss my employment options" Yeah there will obviously be developments on THAT front as he's wicked WICKED hot.


So anyways I said *sigh* "ok (hot manager), I will work at your retail location and let you give me about 450 bucks of free clothing and take me out to dinner next week just so I can work less than 12 hours on the weekends and give everyone sass that walks through the door."

PPS, If anyone makes fun of me for going back to retail y'all b*tches can just kiss your access to my discount bye bye.... and it's an effing sweet discount *I think, I wasn't really paying attention*

ANYWAYS, so last night I had a dream about a scenario working at SRL, wherein someone didn't get hired and then came into the store and made a HUGE scene, imagine American Idol and crying and you have the scene. So there are 5 of us standing around, folding things, pretending to look busy and not really helping anyone out when the person who wasn't hired came in.... Imagine Wilson Cruz but 5'3" and fat.

So the hot manager comes out and says "whats the problem Fat Wilson Cruz?" to which FWC replied "You didn't hire me because I don't fit any of these effing stereotypes!!!!"

Hot manager replied back.... "and?" to which FWC replied "That's not fair!!!" and proceeds to cry and storm out of the store.

Anyways, so apparently I'm confused *shocking I know* and I ask everyone "what was FWC talking about"

And hot manager says "I hired you all because you fit a specific look that I want to come into the store" and then the 4 people that were working with me go around and say.....

"Preppy Slut (girl)"
"Hot Frat Boy"
"wholesome yet really hot boy next door"
"Country Club Hottie (boy)"

And then I said..... so what does that make me???

And they all reply in unison "Runway Queen"... you say things like "I don't know if we carry that in YOUR size", you may or may not have just stepped off a runway and you let everybody else know it. You dispense sass and judgement to clients like water and bread to the homeless.....

And then I woke up... I'm not sure if I'm really uncomfortable with that or just confused.

PPPS: Yesterday This Lady told me that if Lucy Liu and Julia Sugarbaker had a love child it'd be me.... I slightly disagree only to say that Lucy Liu is a cross-eyed befreckled fool. If anybody is going to sire me I believe it would be my fallen hero. Julia Sugarbaker is still my lady.

6 comments:

JP said...

You just make me wanna walk in front of you and slap people out of your way!

*heart*

Polt said...

Julia Sugarbaker is my idol. When I grow up I wanna be just like her!

aklsdjhfa said...

"And they all reply in unison "Runway Queen"... you say things like "I don't know if we carry that in YOUR size", you may or may not have just stepped off a runway and you let everybody else know it. You dispense sass and judgement to clients like water and bread to the homeless....."

Would you actually (want to) do this?

Dale said...

JP: Awww thanks hun!

Polt: Everybody loves Julia...EVERYBODY

Chip: it was just part of my dream I didn't say I'd do that in real life. I'd like to think I'm not that big of a douche in person.

Ms. DC said...

lol I actually forwarded this to Wilson Cruz whom I know and worked with. LOL.. he's going to love this.

dcfullest said...

I guess you and I are brother and sister, cause Julia is my mom. at least in my imaginary world.