Monday, March 20, 2006

Weekend Roundup.... remember the time I stayed in? me either

Ok so the PLAN was to have a low-key relaxing weekend after el week de hell of a thousand tortures. But as we all know the best laid plans of mice and dale....

Friday.... after getting out of work at 1 I was GOING to have a leisurely meeting with a baker in georgetown to discuss my parents anniversary cake I'm having made for them. However that kinda sorta happened. First I decided to meet some friends who had taken the day off at Rhino to do Car bombs.... good idea. Then, half in the bag I went to the bakery thing where I actually played Sober Sally pretty well and whipped out the gay bitchy face and laid down the law.... one hour later I have a three tiered vanilla cake with strawberry buttercream filling covered in white fondant with cala lilies made of marzipan cascading down the side, real lilies surrounding the base and apricots made of marzipan staggered around all three layers for a bit of color.... it's not like I have control issues or anything.

Friday night I was GOING to stay in and chillax. However I ended up as the +1 for a friend who had an event at the Embassy of Kuwait to go to for some womens group. I was looking for a free meal and cocktails so I spiffed up and off I went. After being photographed for DC style and some random VAG magazine myself and my friend realize that the Islamic Kingdom of Kuwait doesn't serve alcohol... I was mortified, not only was it St. Patty's day, it was friday, it was after 7, and my buzz from earlier was wearing off faster than K-mart brand lipstick. However I made up for lost time at a friends party after and some AdMo bars. Who woke up saturday morning in between two girls in a triple spoon? I did!!!

Saturday night... was GOING to chill out but Lauriol and Front page took care of that one with quick work......

Sunday... was GOING to relax and sleep but got talked into going to JR's and then to the fastest bartender in DC competition...... sweet jesus.

Betty Ford week is in full effect...we'll see how long that lasts.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ewww. you go to the front page? not fabulous . . . and i'm not surprised.

Dale said...

Anonymous, Yes... my friends including out of town guests who are straight wanted to go to the front page, it's not my first choice but by no means am I opposed to it.

Parker Livingston said...

The Front Page, if I recall, is not that bad if you go there already drunk.

Oh, and just so you know, my word verification thing for this post was "umsex."