I'm having a Gaysian moment and once again I will emote through Haiku.... deal with it.
Ugly man at gym
You have snowball chance in Hell
Stop watching me stretch
You have snowball chance in Hell
Stop watching me stretch
Disney movie time
Only better with red wine
Mulan is the beast
Only better with red wine
Mulan is the beast
Die Horrible week
You Eff'd me like the prom queen
I hope you catch crabs
Cute guy at the gym
Can't tell if you check me out
I should wear contacts
Can't tell if you check me out
I should wear contacts
Spring is in the air
Mud season is upon us
Wait to buy new shoes
Girl Scout cookies rock
Thin mints I buy 8 boxes
You must contain crack
P.S- Guess who saw pictures of a coworker at This Establishment in the local gay rag today???? ooooooohhhh I GOT YOU B*TCH, I GOT YOU ON CANDID CAMERA!!!! (I have to give credit to all these fabulous ladies for that choice phrase)
Mud season is upon us
Wait to buy new shoes
Girl Scout cookies rock
Thin mints I buy 8 boxes
You must contain crack
P.S- Guess who saw pictures of a coworker at This Establishment in the local gay rag today???? ooooooohhhh I GOT YOU B*TCH, I GOT YOU ON CANDID CAMERA!!!! (I have to give credit to all these fabulous ladies for that choice phrase)
2 comments:
I definitely just pee'd in my pants!
BTW: Thin Mints def have crack in them.
I'm planning a whole Girl Scout cookies post. I love this time of year. The Tagalongs alone are worth the scorn of the gays at the clubs staring at my inflated stomach. I'd mention the Thin Mints, but my roommate seems to have already eaten them...
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