Thursday, March 23, 2006

Tis the season.....

So now that Spring is upon us like a fat girl on a buffet, it is now that time of the season when the seasonal resolutions are made. I'm no dummy, I realize that most of the resolutions I make don't make it more than a season but it's a nice little pat on the back doing something to better yourself kind of situation. Therefore I will be making my resolutions thusly:

1). Be able to pace myself at the local watering holes. Unfortunately the last couple of times I've hung out with this lady, I've had to excuse myself in the midst of the merriment because the little light in my head goes on that says "if you wait around here any longer and have that next drink you are either going to wake up in someone's house whose name you don't know or you will wake up in your own bed with my face covered in the wrappers of snickers fun size." p.s. the first hasn't happened in years and the second hasn't happened in....weeks?

2). I guess be healthier? Eat better, drink better (more ketel one and less smirnoff), and workout more I guess....

3). Start organizing for what I call the "let my people go" move from the quadrant that DC forgot to a place where there's..... stuff.... and things..... countdown has begun!!!!!

2 comments:

DC said...

Cornelius: you're a genius.... note to self... don't pregame for five hours before bars!!

JP said...

Stuff and things! Stuff and Things!

I'm right there with ya with the whole let's have cocktails, before we go out and have cocktails! We do it here too. What gives?