Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Post X-mas Shenanigans

So some random thoughts about yesterday

1). I'm sorry but why is it that EVERY single store I went to in georgetown I saw an awkward acquaintance.... (this would be people I went to college with and didn't like but they didn't know that, or ex roomates of friends that are pretty big douches, or random guy that I gave my pretend phone number to) in EVERY store that I went to in my quest for returning ill-fitting christmas presents and finding a suitable new years outfit.

2). Found part of my new years outfit.... the underwear and Shirt part at least. I have this thing where I wear all new clothes on New Years... underwear, shoes, everything. After questing through georgetown and dealing with the eurotrash that inevitably makes weekend shopping in Georgetown miserable I headed back to the gayborhood where I went to the Queer (The mo's should get the reference, the Ro's..... meh).

3). Best and Worst idea ever..... go to Juniors by myself while waiting for This Guy to finish up some application loving. So ok the gentleman that came up to me include
  • 60 year old Pakistani ex cab driver who's way to get my attention was to throw popcorn at me..... ew. Then asked me if I knew of anyone that would rent an apartment to him, and then announced to me that he was drunk and how cute he thought I was. Nothankyou.
  • Man who was BELIGERENTLY drunk and couldn't get a whole sentence out stumbled over to me (I was sitting on a barstool watching Ms. Kelly sing it) and leaned against me with his "area" on my knee... thankfully his friends pulled him away but not before he licked my ear and propositioned me for things that a lady should NEVER be propositioned for.... EWWWWWWWWWW
  • This guy made my night however.... he came over to me and said "I'm not really much of a conversationalist but I'd really like to buy you a drink." and bought me a drink, and then walked away.... v. nice. I actually wrote my number down to give to him as I was leaving but he had already left.... shame. He was cute too.

4). Chip and I went here for dinner as my favorite aunt saw fit to give me a huge gift certificate. mmmmmmmmm beans, good thing I slept alone last night.

5). After returning to the G-spot, who watched both part 1 and 2 of Diana, her true story? Oh that's right that'd be me, am I ashamed? not in the slightest.


Kathryn Is So Over said...

"The Queer" = Universal Queer = Universal Gear?

LOVE the all-new outfit New Year's tradition, too.

A Unique Alias said...

"I'm not really much of a conversationalist but I'd really like to buy you a drink."

Wow. That's pretty classy :-) Not surprised you would've given him teh d1gits.

Dale said...

Kathryn: good job! you broke the Gode.

AUA: So classy, I looked around because A)I was in Juniors and B)glasses, baseball cap, not the best look.

A Unique Alias said...

Why do people hang out there?? Each time I've been, it seems like mostly hungry-looking old men and otherwise unattractive guys. I mean, an all-twink diet is probably no good, but Jesus - - that's not a pretty place.

Dale said...

AUA: I didn't know they let straight people in there, their gay detector must've been on the fritz. And yeah the clientele is usually not that attractive, however thankfully in true gay retail fashion the staff is all pretty good looking

Complacent Chase said...

Well, I hope that you get to see this "mystery man" again. I'm AUA...very classy!