Friday, December 30, 2005
Can't keep a good B*tch away!
I.... Dale.... am coming in live from Key West as your tan correspondent... just so all youze ladies don't forget me :).
Key things I've learned so far (pun intended har har har)
1). Pasty eastern europeans should not wear tangerine speedos, no matter how muscle-y they are or how many gifts they bring to the table.
2). The second octane 109 slushy at fat tuesdays is never a good idea
3). The beaches at key west are less manicured than rehomo, thankfully they all had chaise lounge rentals.
4). I am now what I consider to be latte dale. at the end of my sojourn in the southern most point in the continental US I will be sumatran deep blend dale. If you don't recognize me on the street it's because I look like a Hawaiian tourguide.
Happy New Years!!!!!! again....