I.... Dale.... am coming in live from Key West as your tan correspondent... just so all youze ladies don't forget me :).
Key things I've learned so far (pun intended har har har)
1). Pasty eastern europeans should not wear tangerine speedos, no matter how muscle-y they are or how many gifts they bring to the table.
2). The second octane 109 slushy at fat tuesdays is never a good idea
3). The beaches at key west are less manicured than rehomo, thankfully they all had chaise lounge rentals.
4). I am now what I consider to be latte dale. at the end of my sojourn in the southern most point in the continental US I will be sumatran deep blend dale. If you don't recognize me on the street it's because I look like a Hawaiian tourguide.
Happy New Years!!!!!! again....
6 comments:
Those 190 Octane things at Fat Tuesday are sooooooo good! After my freshman year in college I worked that summer at a Fat Tuesday booth at the Atlanta Olympics and developed an affinity for them. They, sadly, didn't like me back.
I've never been to Key West, but I do hear that it doesn't have the best beaches. And that the straights are buying out the gays there. Still though, whoop it up!!!
yeah it's not so homo-tacular, but it's 80, no wind, and cloudless sky so my tan line is thanking me right about now.
Oh, I am so jealous! Enjoy yourself and Happy New Year!
Hey guys, just saw ur blog, very funny. I shall add to favorites :) Am confused tho, did u both go out together?
Josh:
Thanks for the compliment!! No we've never dated.... praise jesus! ha ha ha ha.
I miss Key West...
Have a Sloppy Rita at Sloppy Joe's for me and play with a 5 toed cat!
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