Ok so, Friday night was SUPPOSED to be a quiet night in.... wasn't going to do much of anything, make dinner and watch movies.... And once again I'm proven to be a big fat liar. My friend from 6th grade called as I was leaving work to tell me she was driving down from DE, and that we were going to be hanging out... which was great!! Still planning on having la nuit calme I made meatballs and pasta and we drank some red wine, and she promptly passed out. Then later on I get a call from Chip and it takes all of 15 seconds to convince me to leave sleeping beauty at the G spot and meet him, The Boy, and Mrs. Jesus out at Juniors. I actually showed up *gasp* sober *BIG GASP* as my family values tour is in full effect, to which Mrs. Jesus exclaimed "I don't know how I feel about sober/responsible Dale." It was also stated that I was "dressed very conservatively," I still wonder about that statement. We couldn't convince Mrs. Jesus to join the rest of the ladies out at Sadlands/Gaypex but I always enjoy her company!!!
At Sadlands I saw more people from my past that I've wanted to forget about than I care to communicate at this moment. I will let Chip regale y'all with the stories, but suffice it to say before we went home, I did watch Chip dry hump The Boy who was trying to be all rico suave on the dance floor. At the 11th hour we were going to meet up with Cornelius, but as fate would have it that was not to be.
Saturday night my cousin came to town to hang out in "the city." He's from frederick aka Fred-neck and is a little... ummmm rural in personality. I think that he thinks he's a good ole boy instead of borderline WT but that's really neither here nor there. If we stood next to each other btw, you would have NO idea that our parents (his dad my mom) are not only siblings but twins. We're the same height (6'3") but that's where all the similarities end. He has blonde hair, blue eyes, used to play lacrosse and looks like it (except for the beginnings of a spare tire) and then there's tall and gangly me, brown/black hair, brown eyes all types of ethnic, buah ha ha ha.
On the way out to the bars, while standing there getting stared at on the metro as I heard someone yelling my name... I turn around and weirdest thing ever, my parent's friends from HS who had a kid my age and whom I used to play with all the time (haven't seen him in at least 10 years) recognized me and came up to say hi. Like honestly the last memory I have of hanging out with him we were playing Thundercats, I think he was lion-o and I was Tygra. He always got to be liono.... not that I'm bitter....
I may or may not have shared a cab ride home with my friend from 6th grade and two marines that may have invited us to some party, and drunk friend A thought it'd be a good idea to invite them back to my house.... I'm sorry lady that was NOT a good idea... besides if I have ONE more "straight" guy say he wants to "experiment" with me I am gonna hurt somebody.
Sunday I may have had a date. He's not the type of guy I usually go for (Read: nice guy) but I'm going to give him 3 strikes before I pull a Heidi and have to say "sometimes, when you're dating me, you're either in or your out... I'm sorry you're out... Auf Wiedersehen."
P.S.- I totally had a dream that my iPOD had evolved and was now capable of playing TV shows... and the two shows that apparently I had downloaded ALL of into my iPOD were "Daria" and "Futurama"..... weird.
P.P.S- Baby Jessica has just gotten married according to This Article, wow I feel old when I have the "remember when I was 5 and either in kindergarten of first grade and talking about the girl that fell down the well" convo with the teacher... and me caring more about snack time than some dumbass girl who proved Darwins theory that some people just aren't meant to survive.
P.P.P.S- Sunday was the official start of the Lunar New Year. This year is the year of the B*tch (aka dog). Besides of course the lovely Chip and Myself who were born in said year, others include, J. Lo, Madonna, Liza Minelli, Judy Garland, Dolly Parton, Sophia Loren, Elvis, Clinton, Mother Theresa and Confucius.... best Chinese astrology sign ever??? I think that's a hearty yes maam.