Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Who knows where thoughts come from.... they just appear.

Yeah I deleted my last post.... whiny and bitchy party of one... and that's no fun, especially if I get reminded of it. Onto my ADD existence

Went out to Best Buy to buy This CD, which I know.... makes me just about the gayest man in life, especially since I had this CD in my hand as well but put it down because I caught a glimpse of myself and I realized my work clothes were slowly transforming into gold and silver lamme and my oh so cute glasses were turning into Elton John Sunwear, and I may or may not have farted glitter.

I'm listening to the cd right now, and I will say now that there is a better than good chance that this will go on my "Sassy Diva Walk" mix as I use 17th st. as my runway ;)

I am announcing my personal Vendetta on the little security sticky things that are on all sides of any CD or DVD..... I mean is my 9.99 copy of "The Sweetest Thing" that valuable that it necessitates me to not only pick the package like a tardo for a good 15 minutes to only partially remove the sticky plastic but to also ruin the cover and make myself irate in the process? I think not.

The movie "Tristan and Isolde" looks like it's trying way too hard to Romeo and Juliet it up. I'm calling bomb.

I've made a personal decision to drink more beer when I go out and also go to the gym more to offset the beer. I'm trying to prolong the time I'm out instead of "blowing my load" so to speak on the several G&T's I have and then am over-drunk.

11 comments:

JP said...

There ain't no shame in the ABBA Game, baby.

Joy said...

good call on tristan and isolde.

DC said...

JP: true story, but in combo with T.A.T.U. and the fact that I was buying "the sweetest thing" was a bit much, even for me

Ruby: "How many have you loved before me, and how many will you love after?" I MEAN COME ON!!!!!!

d-town said...

okay i just got abba gold for christmas, AND i just found out that roxette is from sweden, too! no wonder i love them so much.

what kind of name is isolde? that sounds made up. if you want to see a real love story go see brokeback. come on, and what's up with that two or three-year-old tired evanescence song in the trailer?

you are speaking to captain frontloader here ... i can't walk out of the house without one taylor-sized red bull & vodka down the hatch.

btw, miami is nice, so i'll say it twice ... miami is nice, miami is nice ...

RetroDragon said...

i'm sorry, now, you're trying to avoid being over-drunk. I've heard of people attempting such a feat, but wonder if it is indeed possible. Look forward to hearing the reports back from the field.

taylor: The "Golden Girls" reference turned me on a little.

d-town said...

retro, i guess i should have mentioned that i arrived in miami for a work trip today, but glad to know that the GG's make you hot. Perchance Designing Women, too? Eh, maybe I hope for too much. Only Southerners get moist for DW.

RetroDragon said...

When Julia announced that, in the South, they're proud of their crazy people (they don't hide them in the attic: they bring them right into the living room to show them off), I knew I had found my people.

DC said...

Miami, Miami, you make me smile... golden sunshine white sand by the mile!!!. I LOVE me some GG.

On the DW tip... does ANYONE remember the two hour DW GG power hours? so fab.

DC said...

Oh I have to say it.......

Miami.... you're cuter than.... an interuterine......

d-town said...

oh sometimes i get to work late b/c of the 8 and 8:30 DWs every morning. it's the only chance i get to see them now since lifetime insists on showing the effin' nanny. uh, uh, NOT cool!

Chris said...

Dear Dale,

Good luck with the whole beer thing! Now relinquish your gay card.

Thanks,
-Management