Friday, June 30, 2006

Sometimes

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you don't.

Almond Joys got nuts

Mounds don't

BECAUSE

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Sometimes you feel like hooking up with two of your friends boss in his office while visiting said friends who is married and has kids and stopping mid hookup because you have a morality moment and telling said boss to wait in his office and totally ditching him..... oh and then hang out with a guy that was in a coma for the better part of a month, who has bad memory problems, and being remembered by said guy because you were tinkerbell last halloween and he remembered you because you were wearing pretty much nothing.........


Just sayin

10 comments:

Cornelius said...

BEEP BEEP, ALL ABOARD THE SLUT BUS!!!

Scott said...

Doing your part to protect the sanctity of marriage!

Robin said...

Ok, you are officially my hero :-)

Dale said...

Corny: Yeah cuz you're driving it biznatch!

Scott: We all do our little part.

Robin: ha ha ha ha thanks darlin!

JP said...

I so heart you right now.
This is the sort of thing that you keep around for a good game of
"I Never but wish so very much that I had..."

Chris said...

Now if you play Never Have I Ever and someone says, "slept with a friends boss," you can drink.

Polt said...

Hmmm, well, I'm pretty sure seeing you as Tinkerbell would be completely unforgettable, no matter how long the coma or how bad the amnesia. :P

Asian Mistress said...

The important question is can he get you a job?

A-Ron said...

Like ohmigod that actually happened to you DIDN'T IT?!

Anonymous said...

EAT A DICK YOU FAGGOT LOSER. TOO MUCH SPARE TIME AND JUST WAISTED TWO MINS OF MY LIFE. I HATE YOU FOR THAT YOU DEAD SHIT