Tuesday, February 28, 2006
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a responsibility free kid
Ok.... so remember when you were in HS/Freshman-Sophomore year of college and your biggest responsibility was making sure that there was enough Natty Light/ Beast/Bud light in the fridge and that your 3 friends that you were on a rotating schedule with to attend particle physics with were on the schedule so you actually had something to study from for the midterm?? riiiiight.
Now at one point I'm sure that I was whetting my appetite at the prospect of making grownup decisions like post-college plans, job, housing, being able to you know, "support myself." Yeah I'm over that. Using words like 401k, Down Payment, Interest Rate, Stock Sharing opportunity, and so on and so forth I swear to Cher is giving me wrinkles. P.S. this is the point where I would like to introduce an edict from my throne on high that there will be instituted a subsidized botox plan and I am effing first in line. Me and my girl CC are going to be wrinkle free well into the next century.
I don't know anything about money and frankly, I don't care. I don't want to know what smart allocation of funds is or how I should be organizing my portfolio. All I want is nap time, movie time a la Disney style (PS I have a thing for Disney Movies, don't judge) and snack time, and by snack I mean cocktail time, and by cocktail time I mean vodka straight into my veins.
P.S. - I may or may not have been asked out by a member of the DCPD.... thoughts?