I wouldn't believe it either...

Sh*t, meet fan.... "hello fan", "hello Sh*t". That's been my morning so far at work.

However, things that I may have done this weekend that you may have not include....

1). Gone to a Monster Truck rally, complete with crimped hair and shirt that had something to the effect of "Porn Star Stunt Double" written on it. I tried to go all out White Trash but a ribbon belt somehow snuck into the mix. Ah well I tried to get away from my J. Crew roots... le sigh.

2). After making ressies for 2 rooms each with 2 beds in order to accomodate the 8 of us that went, And since I'm oh so nice and sweet and made friends with the front desk gentleman who was kinda cute and I was bored waiting for everybody else to show up so I flirted..... who ended up with the top floor condo that slept 8, had 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a hot tub, living room and full kitchen??? oh that's right..... respect my authority.......

3). Waking up in the same bed as my friend A and her boyfriend who I call Meow Mix. I roll over and who's in a 3 way spoon? oh yeah. Who's the littlest spoon out of all three?? that's right people that would be me again.

4). Going to the National Aquarium on Sunday made me want to give myself a vasectomy with a rusty spoon.... Either that or "accidentally" push one of those little brats into the shark tank. PS totally dissapointed at lack of electric eel, seals, and penguins (Puffins just didnt' cut it).

5). Me actually saying NO to alcohol..... on my way up to white trash weekend I stopped at my godparents estate in P'mac for my god-cousins thirtieth bday suprise and I roll in and my godmother exclaimed "OH GOOD, you're here, I've saved the extra big glasses for us" and I had to say.... "no thanks I can't have a drink"..... I think she cried a little on the inside.