Friday, August 05, 2005

Summertime....and the livings random.....

So this is going to just be a few tangential story-lettes that I've thought of in the past 24 hours.

1) Actual Conversation between myself and one of my friends this morning on IM

Me: Did you go to XX's party last night
Friend: Yeah, you didn't miss much, it pretty much was a prelude to an orgy
Me: Figures... yeah I'm not really in group sex kind of place right now
Friend: When ARE you in a group sex kind of place
Me: Well I'm sure if that day ever arises I'll recognize it... I'm just really bad at multi tasking... .Also, who invites someone to an orgy with 4 hours of notice? Like he thinks I have nothing better to do on a thursdaythan sit around and wait for him to invite me to an orgy? (In actuality what I did do was go out to dinner with my cousin, polish off a bottle of champagne with my parents, and watched tv with a v. full glass of merlot before heading to bed)
Friend: Yeah nothing special, I left before any of the clothes came off
Me: Yikes - o - Rama

2) Asian Invasion - So I didn't realize but my company is slowly being taken over by Chinese employees, not Chinese-American... like F.O.B. (Fresh off the Boat) people. The one's on my floor have targeted me as a fellow asian, even though I'm only half.... not chinese (japanese), and I'm 6'2", not exactly your typical asian guy on the street... however, I've been pulled into their habits of bowing and overly thanking them for mundane tasks.... I think finally it's like the movie "Species" and the Japanese part is trying to invade my German side.... although that could prove problematic as I'm pretty sure the Germans have annexed most of my face.

3) Please Christ on cracker let it be pretty this weekend, I'm trying to get some color and rock out with the new swimsuit....please please please....

4) I'm currently torn... debating between myself to either go to the gym, thereby proactively burning off the booze and pizza I will be shoving in my face this weekend, or saying screw it and going to happy hour and starting my weekend off with my favorite friend (dirty martini).

Countdown to Roadtrip Beach style 2k5.......a little over 18 hours..... WOO HOO

10 comments:

DC Cookie said...

I'm sorry but [half]asian and also 6'2"???? That is just plain hot no matter how you slice it. No wonder they're adopting you!! Have the women in the office tried to adopt you yet as well?

Dale said...

ha ha ha I'm pretty sure that the women in the office know that trying to be all up in my kool aid would be a very unproductive task. and thanks for the compliment, you sure know how to make a guy blush!!

Rhinestone Cowgirl said...

Dude, skip the gym and go to happy hour! Do it for me... I have to work all evening.

VP of Dior said...

You seriously make me want to be a gay man. I think half white/ half asian is smokin. And you're tall. Do you have a (straight) brother??

Dale said...

Awww thanks guys you are wicked sweet! unfortunately no brothers, got the kid sister.... and I'm definitely going to do happy hour (I must've had a small stroke when I entertained the idea of going to the gym), I'm just trying to rally the troops!

Complacent Chase said...

Drink a few for me! You have to come out next Thursday so we can all meet you!

Asian Mistress said...

Whites and asians make for a hot combination.

Then again, I always say asian mixes well with anything!

OBS said...

You gotta love the FOBs! The Koran market is SO fun when two asian ladies have a conversation in the middle the aisle! Fuckin' eh, I'm trying to get me some bok choy!

Do I know you btw? nihongo wakaru? watashi san nen dake benkyoushita. koukou de....yo. Eh?

Polt said...

if you're gonna be rockin the new swimsuit, what are the chances of you posting a photo here? I'm sure I'm not the only one that wants to see a 6'2" Asian/white cutie with a hot swimsuit on!

Dale said...

OBS... Hai, nihongo wakaru, and I'm not sure, however it's entirely possible!!

Polt... thanks for the compliment! unfortunately Chip and I both forgot our cameras and my picture phone is pretty crap-tacular. Maybe next time!